Minty Fresh

I Am So Disturbed

2007-03-29T17:01:00.000-04:00

MC Rove.

Marc Broussard, A Pick-Me-Up

2007-03-29T16:05:00.000-04:00

If you ever get the chance to see this man play live, do it.

Happy Birthday, Debbie

2007-03-27T02:37:00.000-04:00

And good morning to you.

Jim Gaffigan And Religion

2007-03-26T16:23:00.000-04:00

Amanda, you must watch me.

Black Sheep

2007-03-26T15:31:00.000-04:00

Ladies and Gents, I present the new Snakes on a Plane:

This Is Why He's Sexy

2007-03-26T13:56:00.000-04:00

(Among other reasons)

Henry Rollins In Love

2007-03-26T13:52:00.000-04:00

It's old, I know, and it's even possible I've posted it here before, but I don't care, this is good enough to watch twice.

I Should Have KNOWN!

2007-03-26T13:47:00.000-04:00

Who else could be responsible for such a cult classic of my childhood but Bob and Harvey Weinstein? They've moved me from David the Gnome to Clerks to Tarantino. God Bless the Weinstein genius.

Grimm's Classic Fairy Tales

2007-03-26T13:44:00.000-04:00

Good lord did I love this show.

This One's For Megan

2007-03-26T13:39:00.001-04:00

Camp Anawana, We Hold You In Our Hearts

2007-03-26T13:26:00.000-04:00

Grindhouse Double Feature

2007-03-26T13:24:00.001-04:00

Can't Wait.

Why Do I Love Him?

2007-03-26T00:23:00.001-04:00

Because he compare Sandra Lee to giving crack to Children.

I Wanna Transfer

2007-03-26T00:16:00.000-04:00

to THIS store.

The Rare Bookseller

2007-03-26T00:07:00.001-04:00

I Like To Think

2007-03-25T23:50:00.000-04:00

That the astronaut in the end is Dan.

Why Don't We Get Cool People Like This?

2007-03-25T23:46:00.000-04:00

All we get are Wholly Cats? For reals?

I Know, I Know...

2007-03-14T15:21:00.000-04:00

...I don't post anymore. My B. With that said, I'm quite positive I just saw one of the most disturbing things I've seen in awhile, and I just watched the movie "Suicide Club" last week. (For those of you who haven't seen it, it opens with 54 Japanese schoolgirls hurling themselves onto the train tracks and committing mass-suicide. It gets even better from there and let me just say that if you enjoy eating cinnamon rolls, have a last one before watching this because you will never want to eat one again once you've seen it.)

So yeah, disturbing things. About 20 minutes ago a white van drove down to the end of the dead-end street that I live on. A little girl and her dog got out. As the girl walked her dog back up the street, the van followed, stopping every time she stopped and inching around any cars parked on the street. The street, mind you, is relatively short, roughly 100 yards from one end to the other. Now, at first I thought this was possibly just an overprotective parent, which is nothing particularly new except... if you have to watch your child that closely while they walk the dog why, oh why, would you not just WALK WITH THEM? You really have to follow her in the van? You couldn't possibly bring yourself to get out of the car for 10 minutes to walk with her? The ichthys fish sealed the deal for me. It conjured visions of the apostles following Jesus as he walked all over Galilee, each one in a separate white minivan, creeping along.

Quite Possibly The Sweetest Thing Ever.

2006-12-07T02:11:00.000-05:00

I love the Muppets.

Who HASN'T Done This?

2006-11-17T18:46:00.000-05:00

It really is great to be a Florida Gator.

October

2006-11-10T13:28:00.000-05:00

With a hint of November... A full-on Halloween post is still to come, once people send me pictures.

Eric & Champagne Supernova

Those crazy kids

Eric again. To quote him just before this picture was taken, "Just take it, it'll look cool, I promise."

Molly and Brad

Robbie, last night at WTAN.

Cythera the Golden Girl

MaryAnn and Paulie at Bennigan's.

Megan sitting by the bonfire.

Robbie getting felt up by the masses.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. Horrible pic, Horrible pun. From the MySpace Secret Show at State.

I'm Bored.

2006-11-09T21:24:00.000-05:00

Looong class.

So Much To Celebrate

2006-11-08T15:47:00.000-05:00

It's a good day when you go to read the news and see these three headlines. Who wants to go out drinking tonight?

OH. MY. GOD.

2006-11-04T13:35:00.000-05:00

Eddie Izzard, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, and a midget in a live-action trailer for an animated film.

Can't wait.

The Price Is WRONG

2006-11-01T02:31:00.000-05:00

From TMZ:

Bob Barker is hanging up the mic on "The Price Is Right."

The 82-year-old host of the show that has endured for an unbelievable 35 years says his last broadcast will be next June.

What will college students schedule their classes around, Bob? Don't you ever think of anyone but yourself?

Bored

2006-10-31T12:04:00.000-05:00

Seriously? Kiefer?

Courtesy Of Natalie Dee

2006-10-25T13:00:00.000-04:00

If you wanna toast him, COME TO THE BONFIRE. Halloween. My house. Food, beer and a scavenger hunt. Possibly birthday cake, but I'm not making any promises.

Bored Again...

2006-10-25T12:57:00.000-04:00

Sorry, loves.

You are a
Social Liberal
(78% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(3% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist

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Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

Olbermann's Comments On The Loss Of Habeus Corpus

2006-10-24T12:50:00.000-04:00

Well said.

Sour Death Balls

2006-10-21T13:05:00.000-04:00

An enticingly simple premise that turned out a truly funny short film. Enjoy.

"You Mess With The Gunn, You're Gonna Get Shot"

2006-10-21T12:52:00.000-04:00

Oh, Tim, such a badass. I think Jeffrey wins, but let's be honest, Santino was the king. Can I get a,"Where's Andre?"

There Is A God....

2006-10-21T03:42:00.000-04:00

....and his name is Dr. Jones.

From Yahoo! news today :

"Ford, 64, said at the inaugural Rome Film Festival on Friday that he was delighted to team up again with directors Steven Speilberg

"We did three films that stay within the same block of time. We need to move on for artistic reasons and obvious physical reasons," Ford said at a news conference. "I feel fit to continue and bring the same physical action."

"Indiana Jones 4" has been in development for over a decade, but the production has recently gained momentum. Lucas has said he and Spielberg, who would direct, are working on a script, though no details have been disclosed.

Ford played Indiana Jones in 1981's "Raiders of the Lost Ark," 1984's "Temple of Doom" and 1989's "The Last Crusade." In the last film, Jones' father was played by Sean Connery, who Ford said might also appear in the planned fourth feature.

"He's part of the emotional fabric of these films. I think there may be an opportunity, I believe that Sean is still willing and I'd be delighted if he joined us," said Ford."

The State

2006-10-10T11:40:00.000-04:00

Could I be happier?

John Is A God

2006-10-05T15:02:00.000-04:00

This is a clip from Python-member Graham Chapman's funeral. I love me some Cleese.

Dr. Hall Stoned Out Of His Mind

2006-09-30T03:59:00.000-04:00

If you haven't seen it yet, don't miss it. Dr. Hall apparently thought it would be a great idea to show up to give his weekly lecture stoned out of his mind. There is a full two hours floating around out there somewhere, but for now, enjoy.

Too Good

2006-09-21T16:03:00.000-04:00

Make sure you watch it at least five times.

Preach It, Teddy.

2006-09-19T15:30:00.000-04:00

Senator Ted Kennedy Supports Net Neutrality. Spread The Love.

Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

2006-09-15T11:46:00.000-04:00

So I'm probably a little too excited about this show. Whatever. Watch the Series Premiere here, sans commercials before it actually airs on monday night. I'm already hooked.

Hot Air

2006-09-15T11:26:00.000-04:00

When watching, keep your eyes peeled for the Jesus balloon. It's his torso over a bunch of clouds, and watching it fly away with Smokey the Bear and a cow is pretty entertaining.

I Want A Roomba

2006-09-13T00:52:00.000-04:00

Watch the dreaded 'Circle Dance'.

Create Your Own Simpson

2006-09-11T23:17:00.000-04:00

Free MySpace and Xanga Profile Flash Games

Eric, Rob & Gerald Show Us How To Party.

2006-09-11T21:53:00.000-04:00

Eric rocks the Goth-mesh shirt while acting Emo. Always remember to mix your hipster subcultures.

Man-leg and slippers? Always important.

Wear comfortable clothing. Klan robes make great nightgowns.

Fights will up the excitement at your party. Here Eric asks Rob to hug him.

The hug is followed quickly by Rob slapping Eric.

Eric braces for another hit.

Fashion is also important. Eric models the ever-popular man-purse.

Gerald. Gerald and the beer.

Eric and Gerald. Violence, beer and glamour aside, Gerald is what really makes a party good.

WeakSauce Video Thus Far

2006-09-10T03:05:00.000-04:00

Yeah, I Know

2006-09-09T13:05:00.000-04:00

No one likes to read these things, but I'm bored.

Your Linguistic Profile:

45% General American English

30% Yankee

15% Dixie

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

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Buddhism

83%

Paganism

67%

Hinduism

58%

Christianity

54%

Satanism

42%

agnosticism

42%

Islam

38%

atheism

29%

Judaism

29%

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Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	46%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Accommodation	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Religious	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Materialism	\|\|	10%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|	16%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Physical Fitness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	37%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|	16%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Female cliche	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%

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Okay, I'm done now.

2006-09-08T00:57:00.000-04:00

Yay pool.

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Tony

2006-09-07T16:41:00.001-04:00

Need I say more?

Bravo, B-Side

2006-09-06T12:00:00.000-04:00

By far the best post on the matter.

Gator Nation

2006-09-05T16:00:00.000-04:00

Is there any better nationality?

R.I.P.

2006-09-05T00:47:00.000-04:00

So what if I'm more of a Jeff Corwin kinda girl? Doesn't mean I can't pay respects.

Dancing Canadians

2006-09-04T19:59:00.000-04:00

Go Eric, Go!

Almost Done

2006-09-04T18:17:00.000-04:00

More pics.

State Is Empty

2006-09-04T18:16:00.000-04:00

I feel like I'm at a ska show.

More Pics From State

2006-09-04T18:12:00.000-04:00

Still shooting the video.

Dancing Girls

2006-09-04T17:33:00.000-04:00

Woo!

Making The Video: WeakSauce

2006-09-04T17:30:00.000-04:00

This Isn't Gonna Work.

2006-09-02T22:19:00.000-04:00

Hands-down the best Jackass sketch EVAR.

Okaaaay, GO!

2006-09-02T12:01:00.000-04:00

How can you not love them? This performance is the epitome of irony.

Glimpses Of August

2006-08-31T11:57:00.000-04:00

Devo, sportin' the glasses.

One of the army men on Eric's suprise birthday cake.

Austin hanging out on the porch.

Ryan at the beach pizza place at roughly 1am.

J-Snaz rockin' the creepy glasses.

Billy's Balloon

2006-08-31T01:25:00.000-04:00

I'm in love. It's so devilishly charming.

We've Created An Outpost

2006-08-29T23:13:00.000-04:00

Good times at Uptown.

Go Further Right!

2006-08-26T12:05:00.000-04:00

C'mon Ernesto, show us some love. You know you want to. New Orleans doesn't want you.

Fafarazzi

2006-08-26T00:45:00.000-04:00

I think I'm addicted. Anyone want to start a new league? Leave comments or email me if you're in.

Dunedin Brewery Drum Circle

2006-08-23T20:11:00.000-04:00

Just a clip from last Tuesday at the Brewery. Come on out and play next week!

Reading Late.

2006-08-22T01:25:00.000-04:00

One of my favorite things EVAR.

WeakSauce Live At Jannus Landing

2006-08-21T15:26:00.000-04:00

Here's some video of that oh-so-historic evening of WeakSauce's first show at Jannus. Check it out.

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

And I'm Back. Again.

2006-08-21T12:39:00.000-04:00

Hello, puppies. Sorry it's been so long but Blogger has been driving me insane, not letting me upload pictures or even post sometimes. So I decided to do the mature thing and walk away from it for a bit. Mainly because that's the only thing that kept me from breaking my computer in a fit of rage. So I've been doing that socializing stuff and working, mainly. Now, let me just throw in a few things I've noticed at work.

For those of you who don't know, I work in a bookstore. For the most part, we keep said bookstore pretty clean and organized, but there are always a few sections that will inevitably be trashed at the end of the night. If I've ever had to stay super late to clean up, you can bet that Kids, Magazines, and Metaphysical/Religion were the culprits. The kids area being a mess I understand, I mean, come on, they're kids. Magazines is easy to get a grip on as well, people read them in the cafe and leave them there and they build up. But metaphysical/religion? Seriously? You're reading books about Karma and loving Mother Earth and the best ways to put good energy into the world and you leave your leaking, half-empty coffee cup on the shelf next to your melty chocolate wrapper and you can't be bothered to put the books you were reading (yeah, the ones about being good to other people and living in the moment) even in a nice stack on the floor? You know what? You're right, it is easier to just drop them and let them fall where they may. One landed in the coffee you spilled? Even better. Now, you've got one last chance to do something good in this situation, and that is to tell a kindly (read: snarky) employee that you spilled your coffee and possibly ruined some books so we can clean it up quickly before it turns into sticky goo. But who cares about doing that? Just cause you're into Buddhism doesn't mean you're a goody-two-shoes or anything.

That said, I have some messages for a few of our customers.

To all of you who think it's funny to ask me if you can pay with the laminated fake money bookmarks by the register:
It's not funny, you're not clever, and glaring at me when I don't laugh at your kid's joke isn't going to inspire me to fits of hysterical laughter, so lay off.
To those of you who tell me you have a Rewards card and get mad when we can't find you in the system because, after all, you paid good money for this card:
You are not in Barnes & Noble. Our card is free.
To those of you who still refuse a free card after pitching said fit:
That's fine, but stop complaining about not getting to use your coupon. You could use it for free if you wanted to.

Okay, I'm pretty much done venting for today. What's funny about this post is that most of out customers are pretty cool and easy to deal with, but there are this choice handful that are, of course, the ones that always stand out. Cause let's face it, who wants to hear work stories about customers who are charming and well-read and polite?

Update: Blogger still isn't letting me upload pics, so I guess you get exposure to my inner ramblings for a bit longer.

Wowza

2006-08-07T23:38:00.000-04:00

I'm not much of a 'Flavor of Love' fan, but this clip posted on TVGasm was certainly the most entertaining thing I've seen all day. Check it out.

Oh, just as a side note, I know things must look kinda lame with no clever pictures attached here and there, but Blogger won't let me upload a damn thing, so for a while I guess we get to enjoy the monotony.

This One Should Be A Knockout

2006-08-07T23:21:00.000-04:00

The Ten, Directed by David Wain.

Starring:

Jessica Alba

Adam Brody

Rob Corddry

Ken Marino

Amanda Peet

Oliver Platt

Paul Rudd

Justin Theroux

Mmmm-Hmm! That smells mighty good, what they're cookin' up.

Lot 49: PodSigns

2006-08-07T18:02:00.000-04:00

The iPod puts 15,000 songs in your pocket and two earbuds in your ears. So much for easy listening.
Because iPod users are often hard to reach, Lot 49 is introducing PodSigns, a set of printable handouts to help communicate with the iPod-impaired.
Save social interaction before it's too late. Just download the PodSign file, print, and trim. Make yourself heard.
Download PodSigns

Liam McEneaney Might As Well Be Love

2006-08-06T11:11:00.000-04:00

Excerpts from Liam's latest post....it was too good to not share. Go to his blog and read the whole thing, it's great. Actually, go and read everything, the archives are wonderful to get lost in.

...Then, and don't ask me why, [this guy] started talking about scary movies, and I made the mistake of telling him the first semi-witty thing that came to my mind: "The scariest movie I've seen in a while was An Inconvenient Truth."

And down came what I like to call "The Blank Wall of Ignorance."

The Blank Wall of Ignorance is the steel gate you can see close behind someone's eyes the minute the conversation wanders into territory where bringing up a set of facts or responsible opinions in anyway contradicts the worldview they've adopted.

As a digression: I don't get why people get so passionate about disputing the idea of global warming. Over the past ten yeats, we've seen record-breaking heat wave after record-breaking heat wave - shit, this guy and I were in Starbucks taking refuge from a record-breaking heat wave - and they still treat it like some crazy theory that's being thrown around by liberals to scare everybody into, well, whatever an evil liberal's reasons for faking climate change would be.

This isn't a matter of faith open to debate and interpretation, like the abortion debate, or supply-side economics. This is a scientifically-proven problem. Remember how the hole in the ozone layer wasn't really a problem in the '80s because it was just something treehuggers made up, and okay it was real but since it was only over the Antarctic where no one lives so who cares, and okay, so maybe some holes in the Ozone are opening up over the President's home in Kennebunkport Maine and okay, maybe it's time to do something about this problem? And then, lo and behold, we did.

But I didn't say all of that, because I have the hope that you can actually talk reason to the willfully ignorant. So I said, "Actually, yes, in the movie he said - "

To which the guy added, "Years before the internal combustion engine?"And I continued my explanation of Gore's response to this charge. (For the full explanation, see the movie.) Then he said, "I read somewhere that Al Gore was a D student, his grades were worse than Bush's." So I finished my sentence, because it's rude to ask someone a question, and then interrupt when they're answering you.

So he repeated this statement again, and I said, "Actually, that's something that was on the Internet about John Kerry, but I don't know if it's true."

Then he said, "Well, I can't argue with the man who invented the Internet," and smiled smugly, like he'd scored some huge rhetorical point. And that's when I realized that I was arguing with Republican talking points.

Amen, Brother...

2006-08-04T16:00:00.000-04:00

Shark Week makes me so very happy. Although I've realized that if you watch it long enough, a lot of the facts start to contradict each other as the shows overlap. However the file footage stays the same, show after show.

Best Shirt EVER

2006-08-01T14:06:00.000-04:00

Now, that's what I call "Making It Work". You can buy the shirt here.

You Can't Quite Tell Here...

2006-08-01T13:19:00.000-04:00

...But it's raining in Bohemia.

Ocracoke

2006-08-01T10:25:00.000-04:00

We made it!

Waiting For The Ferry

2006-08-01T05:34:00.000-04:00

And the sunset was too pretty to not share.

BUMS!

2006-08-01T02:36:00.000-04:00

It's not even 10:00 yet and we're sitting around in pjs watching old Project Runways.

Driving Back To Kill Devil Hills...

2006-07-28T21:03:00.000-04:00

...And listening to Spicy McHaggis, and writing our own lyrics to Nirvana, and complaining about ghost cars, and generally losing it.

The Wright Brothers Memorial

2006-07-28T14:28:00.000-04:00

Impressed? Neither were we.

The Pit

2006-07-27T21:43:00.000-04:00

Just barely. We got here at 9:00 and they apparently open at 9:30. They're nice surf shop/restaurant/bar employees who took pity on the stupid tourists. On a lighter note, the Hamburgular was there (sans Mayor McCheese) and he kept trying to steal our PBR.

That's Amanda Up There

2006-07-27T21:38:00.000-04:00

Jockey's Ridge State Park is one hell of a place to play King of The Mountain.

Class Redux

2006-07-26T22:00:00.000-04:00

We found out on the last day of the trip that beer was allowed on the beach, so the brown bags served a purely aesthetic purpose.

I Hate Lamp.

2006-07-26T21:59:00.000-04:00

I can't see Amanda past it.

Amanda's Brown-Bag Beach Beer

2006-07-25T19:55:00.000-04:00

Nothing but class. And alliterations.

Okay, So....

2006-07-25T00:01:00.000-04:00

I wasn't even supposed to BE here today!

My trip has been delayed by a day so I'm home again. I'll be out of town until the 30th though, (once I finally get out of here) so call my cell if you need to reach me. I saw Clerks II today....not the original by any means, but great in its own little way. Okay, I'm done for now, but just so I say it one more time...go go go go GO to the WeakSauce show on the 28th at Java Junction.

You Tolerate Me!

2006-07-21T03:15:00.000-04:00

You really tolerate me!

Here's best tidbit from the latest convo with B-Side. See how tolerant he is? Those TVGasm kids....such patience.

laughterkey: BBAS made my night. Thanks, sir!
bside: It's a great show.
laughterkey: Truer words were never spoken.
bside: Is this your first season watching?
laughterkey: Well...no..but sadly my first season watching was season 3 and was only half-assed...I watched because my sorority sisters were hooked.
bside: Cool.
laughterkey: I wish I could say I appreciated the addiction early on for what it was.
laughterkey: I'm a 'Guna girl deep down.
bside: Also a fun show.
laughterkey: Yeh, at any rate, the live blog was quite the pick-me-up at work and just thought I should share the love of all things campy/catty.
bside: Why thank you.
laughterkey: But of course. Have a good night sir.
bside: You too.
laughterkey: Many thanks, I'll try. Later.
bside: Later.

There's A New....

2006-07-19T17:37:00.000-04:00

... TEEN GIRL SQUAD!

More Beach Week

2006-07-19T17:26:00.000-04:00

Justin and Jonah looking confused.

Jack being wonderfully 4.

Anna, looking adorable.

Uncle Foolio encouraging mischief-making.

Darien and Caleb on the beach.

Jack and Anna playing on the porch.

Who needs a binkie?

Go Go Gadget Party!

2006-07-17T11:43:00.000-04:00

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.

Kitty, Sans Fur.

2006-07-17T11:40:00.000-04:00

Some photographic evidence of Justin's handiwork.

More Beach Pics

2006-07-17T11:36:00.000-04:00

Anna Girl.

Mom and Caleb.

Peeej's Goats.

Waiting For The Moon To Rise

2006-07-11T21:31:00.000-04:00

I love the beach.

Picture Time...

2006-07-06T13:54:00.000-04:00

More shots from a few nights out. Even though you probably have no idea who these people are, enjoy!

Eric and Robby going for the psych out while Danny chats it up outside.

David lookin' all smarmy-like.

Paul, Eric and Ian supporting Justin's drinking habit.

Corry showing off the new suit.

Ted's 'creepy' smile, up close and personal.

Homer, my love.

First Thing This Morning

2006-06-30T19:29:00.000-04:00

I checked my email and saw this. I love my friends.

Transformers The Movie

2006-06-29T19:06:00.000-04:00

I'd send you to the movie's website, but it's getting so much traffic it keeps crashing. Instead have fun at the IMDB site.

More...

2006-06-29T12:20:00.000-04:00

Go watch the new trailer here.

I Need To Go Somewhere

2006-06-27T17:12:00.000-04:00

I like this picture a lot, I just wish it didn't say that at the top. Travel alone, people! Get to know yourself. I haven't gotten out and about much lately and I'm kinda afraid I'm losing what little sense of adventure I have. I can't wait for OBX.

Cest la Vie

2006-06-27T16:13:00.000-04:00

AS you might have guessed from the total lack of poasting lately, I've been feeling a bit uninspired. Not to mention I've suddenly developed a social life. Who knew? So, instead of being clever and writing something of my own, today I'm going to share a little something I found over at lovefortheloveless. Enjoy!

Yesterday I was told that I have “gone to the dark side”.

This came as quite a shock to me, as I always kind of assumed I had started off on the dark side to begin with. But no, it’s worse than I thought. This time, I'm told, I’ve REALLY gone to the dark side…. to the dreaded Boyfriend Land.

Now, I of course categorically deny this. First of all, I do not have a boyfriend.I am a lone wolf. I walk alone. Yes, I may be in a monogamous relationship with someone who makes me really happy and whom I spend inordinate amounts of my free time with and think about constantly and totally love, but does that make him my boyfriend? Um, I don’t think so. He is simply another lone wolf, who happens to walk kind of near me sometimes.

Boyfriend Land is a little too far into the dark side for me. I would never go there, not even for an afternoon picnic. Not even if they were having a really fun party there and I could take my own car. Boyfriend Land is a terrifying place, filled with scary people. It’s kind of like Harlem. People have occasionally tried to trick me into going there. They make it sound all fun and exciting like "Hey Jess, let's go to Boyfriend Land! It'll be really fun, we'll hang out with other couples and finish each other's sentences and stuff!" But then we get there, and it's just a bunch of codependent weirdoes and I'm not allowed to stay out late our wear anything low cut.

Sometimes they pull the old bait and switch. "Oh, no, Boyfriend Land? Not for us... just get in the car, we're just going for a fun little ride to the country! No where near Boyfriend Land!" It's kind of like what they do to dogs when they're trying to trick them into going to the vet. Not falling for THAT one again!

Also, Boyfriend Land is just a train stop away from Husbandville. I like to think of it as having a nice, rent stabilized place in Singles Town that I will never sell, but I still spend most of my time indoors rather than participating in the nightly keggers and weekly orgies.

Singles Town is an anything goes kind of place. As a lone wolf, it’s really the only option for me. In Boyfriend Land, they try to domesticate us. If I just wander a little too close to the county line, next think you know I’ll be de-clawed and housebroken and wearing one of those gay little cardigans. In Husbandville they just shoot us on sight.

As a lone wolf, sometimes even Singles Town is a little too restrictive for me. I prefer to roam the wilderness alone, howling at the moon and what have you. And by “wilderness” I mean the mall. And by “howling at the moon”, I pretty much mean drinking Starbucks.

I Like His Pet Pony.

2006-06-24T12:59:00.000-04:00

Too Good To Not Share

2006-06-22T15:42:00.000-04:00

Up Too Late

2006-06-22T03:13:00.000-04:00

It's the infomercial hour (kind of like the witching hour but scarier) and I'm watching one for The Bible on DVD that has 'Emmy-award announcer Steve Johnson' reading the book. Where do I sign?